khaleesinewbooty:

kirihina:

okay-ibelieveyou:

beeeds:

So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.

Bet her car smells fucking delicious

For all my fellow american friends, 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.

if you ate those your ass would be so fucking dead that is like the ideal temperature for micro organisms to multiply rapidly have fun with your salmonella chip cookies. thot.

Summertime fatness

(via animalologist)

zonkos-jokeshop:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

damn I saw “love me” first well that says something

(via aurora-the-creator)

bavarde:

Frankly my deer, I don’t give a damn by Victoria Siemer

(via disimba)